Here are my system failures, so to speak, of the last couple
of months. Most are in the last two to three weeks.
1)
Laser and ink jet printers die almost
simultaneously. I figure one was mourning the other. Problem solved by buying
two new ones, with a dent in the wallet where bills used to be.
2)
Hard drive died on the laptop. I don’t own a PC,
though I have one of the original Acer notebooks with one gig of RAM (honest).
After much help from Office Max staff, I decided to buy a new hard drive.
Reasonable price (on sale, even labor!), but the wallet is again lighter.
3)
Cell phone (which also gives access to email,
though not a smart phone) won’t retain a charge. Find a battery for $5 online
(because of course no local store has it). Yea! Battery does not help. Turns out
when a phone is dying, it won’t hold a charge. Boo!
4)
Buy a new phone, not a smart phone. (Like I
could really learn to use GPS on one.) The voice part of my new touch phone transfers
immediately. Not so data in any form—text or email. Spend more than two hours
on live chat. (I did like that direct access.) After many resets and “is it
working now?” exchanges, two technicians decide I have a dud and they will
replace it. At least the old phone can be turned back on. It works when plugged
in and for 15 minutes on battery.
5)
Return envelope arrives to send back nonworking new phone. Ask
me if the replacement phone is here yet, after ten days. Nope.
6)
Buy another new phone, this time online so it’s
just like my old phone (which is kind of like a Blackberry). It’s coming via
FedEx today. I figure it will arrive too late for me to go run errands. Odds
are the original replacement new phone will arrive in two weeks. No acceptance signature
for that one!
7)
In the midst of phone fun…remember that new hard
drive? The computer dies.
I’m talking no booting, RIP, time for burial. (See hammer, which I would like to use on the laptop.)
8)
Good luck here. It’s the day before Thanksgiving
(yes, that’s good luck, no
9)
Gee, computers need software. I’m 900 miles from
home and don’t have any of mine with me to load, so try the free 30-day
Microsoft Office 365 trial. It lets me work but – and this may be the biggest
advantage to the computer meltdown – I don’t like it at all. So, good old
Office 2010 awaits me upon return home.
10)
Are you laughing yet?
11)
Take RIP computer to Office Max. Ask them to
migrate my many gigabytes of files to a 32 gigabyte flash drive – for no
charge. They agree, and will also study the dead computer—likewise for free.
12)
Just had a call from the Office Max staffer who
installed the new hard drive. Computer is fine. Hard drive came loose. He has
added more screws. (No, I did not say screw you, he’s young and has been very
patient in explaining many things to me over the last couple of months.)
Is there a moral here? A couple of people have suggested
yellow pads and pencils, but I compose at more than 100 words per minute on a
keyboard.
The moral is: email yourself important files. I had all the
fiction I was working on stored in my yahoo email account. Yes, one can use Google
Drive or some other online storage system. Ask me how. Go ahead, ask.
I have no clue. I’m sticking with email (and flash drives)
because my mind is so tired of learning new technology.
When the Fed Ex truck comes with the second new phone, I’m
going to pick up my now-fixed computer. All wagers on the next breakdown will
be accepted. Prize is a dead phone.
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